it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
whose parrot is this?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize