I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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