Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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