for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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