nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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