careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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