I want to make a zoo with you.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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