If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Your cock deserves a montage
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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