I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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