ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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