Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
When are your genitals available?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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