I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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