I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hate all girls vehemently.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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