seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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