What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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