3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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