did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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