It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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