Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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