I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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