Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just want nice things and good sex
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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