I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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