Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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