We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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