hotel room ftw
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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