Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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