How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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