the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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