just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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