I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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