My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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