Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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