My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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