brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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