and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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