Me too!
I think my vagina is haunted
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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