Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize