in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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