I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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