So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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