You're completely useless in the revolution.
Apparently you make a good broom.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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