I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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