somebody snuck up and got me drunk
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We had to coat check the pizza.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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