what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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