am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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