Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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