Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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