You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Drunk is not a location!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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