I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
porn star boner night. come get it.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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