I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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